xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(via hitlerhadapenis)

There is a joke somewhere in the fact that I keep my acid in a copy of Atlas Shrugged, I just haven’t found it yet

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via mewmii)

cdaae:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Please send a number!

cdaae:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Please send a number!

(via leathercladanddangerous)

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

(via monobeartheater)

uhliveone:

mohshsihd:

Mike takin a Pre-Selfie Half Selfie, what a trend setter

love love love

uhliveone:

mohshsihd:

Mike takin a Pre-Selfie Half Selfie, what a trend setter

love love love