octogirl:

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

(via karasuno-bitch)

  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

(via pavlovs-hair-conditioner)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via summertimmehappiness)

laina:

what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!

(via mewmii)

Lol gonna delete later

Lol gonna delete later

About me

About me

Straight White Boy Problem #390

straightwhiteboyproblems:

DUDE i heard tiger woods shot a 69 yesterday on the golf course…..hehehehehhe what? You’ve already heard this joke?